This is the facebook message I sent to my sister-in-law, to let her know that her daughter's Pony has been through quite an ordeal in a house full of boys and a puppy:
"Monika. Amy here. Reporting from the counter terrorist unit here at the Hunter facility. There was a hostage situation with Daphne's "my little pony." Although we don't make deals with terrorists, it has been rescued from the disposal through peaceful negotiations. There is some collateral damage to report. warning: the head has been shaved. end of report. sorry. P.S. Strawberries don't have legs and this pony barely has them either."
The strawberry leg comment is an inside joke.
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That's almost as bad as the shaved Barbie heads I would find in my room, courtesy of 4 evil older brothers. If you have a little girl someday (human-style, not puppy), you'll need to padlock her bedroom with her toys in it.
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