Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies, and then run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, then motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread pain on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs ups when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows, even double pane, does not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matte how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject pb&j sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
3 comments:
crap. Is this what Cherine and I have to look forward to? Boo.
That is actually hilerious!
One of my friends at work told me a funny story today. She had her boys sitting at the table eating lunch and she decided to take a really quick shower. She was in the shower for 3 minutes and when she got out she heard a spraying sound. She rushed out in a towel to see her sons with a large can of pam spraying EVERYTHING in sight. They used up the whole can spraying each other, the carpet, the cabinets, down the heat vents, on clothes, the windows. Needless to say that pam does not come out of any of those things easily. Let that be a warning--little boys like Pam, so don't leave it out!
that is horrible! I could see Dawson doing that!
Post a Comment